If you saw me at an empty gym locker room at 2am, you would________.

pandabearjayy:

a) Sit on my face

b) Sit on my face

c) Sit on my face

d) all of the above

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luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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